I have a secret to reveal: the North Korean atomic bomb is a fairy tale. For many years the North Korean government has been desperate because hereditary communism doesn´t work, and they are starving. They invented an imaginary atomic bomb to blackmail the world and try to get fuel and food, but the bomb itself doesn´t exist. In other words, the famous North Korean bomb is Mickey Mouse.
Are you surprised? The fact is that the North Koreans are inventing a story and most of the world remains in ignorance. It is important that you, my readers, know what happens because this is a lesson about how things really work in this world.
So how do the North Koreans deceive the world? It's very simple. They just have to dig a tunnel 1 km long on a mountain, fill its bottom with five thousand tons of TNT,blow it up, and announce they detonated an atomic bomb.
This works because countries like the U.S., Russia and China don´t want North Korea to build a real bomb. So, every time North Korea has "an atomic bomb test" they cooperate and lie, saying indeed it was a nuclear bomb, which had so many kilotons, and criticize North Korea for being a savage and a threat to humanity (forgetting that each of them keeps an atomic arsenal sufficient to destroy Earth).
Because this "blackmail" works, then North Korea´s crazy dictator doesn´t build the atomic bomb, and everything stays the same. Whenever "they test a nuclear bomb" they are given some food and oil, and the whole issue is forgotten again.
Gentlemen, the plot is so ridiculous the Kim who inherited the dictator´s throne doesn´t even hide that he is more interested in seeing a fake Mickey Mouse show than ruling the country.
"little" Kim waves to his admirers during the
Mickey Mouse show they hold for him in Pyongyang
It's quite a story. Who would have thought the infamous “North Korean atomic bomb” would be just a tunnel they fill with explosives, and nothing more. Isn´t it a bummer? These dictators abuse and abuse the people, and the "great nations" help them stay in power, because they agree among themselves things should be as they have been.
All of you ought to understand that, when things get ugly, nobody really helps anyone. Each group has to fight for its interests the best it can. Otherwise you´ll end in a dictatorship like North Korea, Cuba, or (you fill the name in), living a hopeless life, forced to live clapping and cheering a criminal and hoping for change that never comes...
Venezuela´s National Assembly applauds as it surrenders
its legislative powers to Nicolás Maduro.