The new Syriza-led government has announced a series
of policies they hope will deliver relief to the Greek people after years of
reckless orthodox belief drove the country into absolute poverty.
Greek
leaders announcing their plan in Athens
The new measures include reducing the strength of the
Earth´s gravitational field, changing the Laws of Thermodynamics to raise the efficiency of car
engines, and creating a new Weather Control Ministry, which will
produce rain as needed.
The new measures were hailed by the re-opened state broadcaster as the greatest reform plan
introduced in over 5000 years of recorded history, and hailed Prime Minister
Alex Tsipras as “Μέγας Ἀλέξανδρος”
(Mégas Aléxandros or Alexander the Great). The announcement of state
television was followed by a video showing Tsipras visiting a monument to
communist fighters. This sight was a great moment of joy for communists
everywhere.
However, the real Greek communist party (KKE), which
earlier refused to form a coalition government with Syriza, dismissed the reforms as mere “circus”,
reminding the people the new measures do not amount to a real communist
programme – which would include nationalization of all private property, exterminating
the rich, imposing thought controls and a state monopoly of everything.
It is evident orthodox communists don´t understand populism, they don´t realize the new measures will raise government popularity amongst the masses, and will help the populist-communist
parties in Spain, Portugal and Ireland, in particular, raising their chances to
take over these countries and follow Syriza´s lead.
The new measures fly in the face of so-called
‘consensus’ science, and ignore the agenda of the euro-zone. These reforms did
not fall from the sky but are the by-product of the herculean mass struggles of
Greek experts over several years, including thirty general strikes,
seventeen riots, and over five hundred vehicles and trash containers burned.
