This is hard to believe, it turns out world
leaders have Twitter exchanges kept out of the public eye.
Fortunately, I
have access to the new Chinese made Cisco internet routers, equipped with a
back door for the Chinese intelligence service. Unknown to the Chinese (and of
course to Cisco), a family member who worked in China introduced a code into
their backdoor which gave us access to the Chinese snooper data flow.
The key to pass this on is to make it sound
unbelieavable, like real bullshit. This
allows me to keep writing. If I wrote as if this were real I would find myself
turned into my component atoms in a nuclear furnace, so please bear with me. I´m going to give you a tiny idea of what goes
on, showing you a brief Twitter exchange between world leaders:
Barak Obama
@Barak Obama
Add your name if you are ready to go
fight in Ukraine http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03010/ukraine-luhansk_3010992b.jpg
Vladimir Putin
@ToughShirtlessRussian @ Barak Obama
Don´t mess with Russia. Close
Guantanamo, sucker http://img.rt.com/files/opinionpost/1f/ab/c0/00/000_par2006010779487.si.jpg
Vladimir Putin
@ToughShirtlessRussian @ Barak Obama
Free New Mexico, Arizona and
California! Long live Mexican American Separatist Movement! http://www.gccaz.edu/mecha/images/ACF46FC.jpg
Vice President Biden@VP @ Vladimir Putin
Mexico lost those states fair and
square. We are bankrolling an army to kick your butt http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/secondary/Ekaterina-Bilyik-244326.jpg
Nicolas Maduro@Nicolas
Maduro@Vice President Biden
Yankee imperialist, you are stupid. We are sovereign. Putin will kick your teeth http://www.tsarbomba.org/images/tsar%20bom%20explosion.jpg
Angela Merkel@NiceGermanLady@Vice
President Biden @ Vladimir Putin
Could you guys cut the shit out? This
is so stupid! Focus on how we can feed and house several million Middle East and Africa refugees!. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/14/article-2341771-1760B111000005DC-883_306x461.jpg
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