A few days ago I read Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom got into a fist
fight in a restaurant in Ibiza. Leonardo di Caprio was there, and rooted for
Orlando, who got upset when Justin called
him a bitch and also because his wife, a chick named Amanda Kerr, had been
messing around with Justin in the past.
Justin and Orlando fight in Ibiza (NY Daily News)
Press coverage about the fight made me realize Western Civilization has
indeed decayed during the 21st century. Things have got to be pretty
messed up when a guy like Justin Bieber gets to be famous for singing this crap
“Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine”
But let´s face it, Justin Bieber is just a symptom. Everything has gone to hell. Compare the 20th century
greats to what´s going on today, and it´s enough to puke. We had Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry...
Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry
...and today they got Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark playing second fiddle to Jennifer Lawrence.
Katniss with her wimpy sidekick Peeta
So, let´s get back to music. 20th Century rock was
overwhelmingly superior to today´s music. Just compare the greats (Rolling
Stones, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors...) to the non greats of today.
Who dares compare Annie Lennox singing “Sweet Dreams” with the Eurythmics versus Rihanna sitting in a bathtub singing “Stay”? The
very best 21st century music act is Bubbles the Clown singing
Lorde´s Team, for chrissakes.
Bubbles from Puddles Pity Party sings Lorde´s "Team"
What else? Take pop art. The 20th century wins hands down
with “Dogs Playing Poker” the world champion with over 3 million copies sold to
eager college students.
The great 20th Century Pop Art Masterpiece, “Dogs Playing
Poker”
What´s the 21st Century contender? Crap like this
21st Century pop art “masterpiece”, “Minecraft” poster,
exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art in New
York (ack).
What else? What about popular lines? The 20th century
contender: “I´ll be back”. The 21st
Century´s? “LOL, OMG, WTF”.
Guys and gals, this is like shooting fish in a barrel.
References
20th Century Music Masterpiece, Annie Lennox drives them wild with Sweet Dreams
Best 21st Century Music Act, Bubbles sings Lorde´s “Team”
Daily News Gossip Report about the Bieber-Bloom fight
The Wire Gossip Bullshit about Bieber and Di Caprio hating each other
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