The Global Warming Rap

Yo! May I have your attention please? 

Yo, yo have one shot, one opportunity

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody! (everybody!)

Come take my head (come take my head)

We'll walk through the Valley together, through the storm

Whatever weather, hot or warm

His feet are wet, lungs hot, ears are slick

There's food on his hat already, friend's pizza

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take a stand,

But he keeps on forgetting he wrote two degrees

The whole world's cooking

Everybody keeps looking

He keeps on  forgetting 

Why he wrote two degrees 

And here I am, denier

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause here I am, denier

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

You better donate money
You own it, you better let it go
You only get one shot, don't miss your chance to take a stand
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

Get out of the dome
Follow the tornado trail as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through the valley
I once used to call home sweet home

You better donate money

You own it, you better let it go
You only get one shot, don't miss your chance to take a stand
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the beach now

This is the new world order
It always runs hotter
There's no cold water
Don't say it don't matter

And when I'm gone, just take a stand, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my flippers
Just know that I'm looking up on you warming
And I don't feel a thing, 
So baby don't feel no pain
Just donate money

You better donate money
You own it, you better let it go
You only get one shot, don't miss your chance to take a stand
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

And when he's gone, just take a stand, don't mourn
Rejoice  every time you hear the sound of his hot lungs
Just know that he's looking down on you giving
And he didn't feel a thing, 
So baby don't feel no pain

Just donate da money in your hat.

Your momma loves you

You ain't no Mike Tyson

Don't  forget it's two degrees

And let that money go

You better donate money

You own it, you better let it go

You only get one shot, don't miss your chance to take a stand

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

Your poppa can't run it 

It's life for your family

Don't forget it's two degrees

And let that money go

You better donate money

You own it, you better let it go

You only get one shot, don't miss your chance to take a stand

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo