Kumbasi -- President Patrice Obombo announced
a successful prisoner exchange with Waziria´s neighbor, the slave island nation of
Cabo Caballo, as well as the re-establishment of diplomatic relations with the regime led by
President Ernesto Kambo.
Waziria´s President, Patrice Obombo, announces
prisoner exchange and renewal
of diplomatic relations with Cabo Caballo
President
Obombo praised the heroism of Wazirian diplomats who traveled to Cabo Caballo
to deliver three Cabo Caballo spies, and to recover two Wazirian citizens held
by the Kambo regime, and also confirmed rumours that Wazirian diplomats would negotiate
the end to hostilities, including the suspension of
economic sanctions imposed by Waziria, which forbid trade between the two
nations (the only exception being Wazirian agricultural product sales to Cabo
Caballo, as well as the transfer of $2 billion USD per year by Cabo Caballo
refugees to their family members).
The president reminded the Wazirian people that disagreements
over Cabo Caballo policies, between his
administration and his political opponent, Senator Bala, could be papered over
but would require gifts and perks for the Conservative Bala faction in the Wazirian Senate.
"Many of them have signed up to
support this initiative because they see a huge opportunity for Wazirian
companies to profit " President Obombo said speaking from Greystoke House.
President Obombo also addressed himself
to the demands made by Cabo Caballo refugees residing in Waziria. These refugees, designated by the Kambo forces in Cabo Caballo
as “capitalist worms”, moved by the
millions into Waziria over the last six decades, and today hold significant political
and economic power, after acquiring Wazirian citizenship and buying up most of
the businesses around Waziria´s second largest city, New Yolo.
"We need to call them what they
are, which is Wazirian and Cabo Caballo heroes," said the president,
surrounded by loyal politicians and important businessmen representing the “Foreign
Interests Investors´Fund” as he spoke in the Greystoke House Royals Room.
"They deserve to be treated with dignity and respect. However, they must
accept that business comes before human rights. Waziria´s business community and the more
progressive factions in our “Change is Coming" party clamor for closer
relations with the Cabo Caballo government enterprises. We trade with all sorts
of dictatorships and human rights abusers around the world, so what´s the big
deal about dealing with the Kambo regime? They aren´t Hamas, and that´s what
counts.”