Former US National Security Advisor Susan Raees
has given me an exclusive interview on the electronic surveillance of the Trump
building, US-Russia relations, and President Obama´s accomplishments in the
Middle East and Latinamerica. I managed this feat after I saw her coming out
of Hillary Clinton´s New York mansion and faked her out saying I was an MSNBC
reporter.
This was a great journalistic coup for yours truly.
The interview took place at a secret
Democratic Party office, in a town I can´t disclose. Even though I have a
reputation as a ferocious interviewer, she seemed quite relaxed during the
question and answer session. She even sipped tea and munched on sugar coated donuts,
Susan Raees during interview. Note how relaxed she looked.
FL (that´s me): I think I'd like to start by
asking how your passion for politics and secret intelligence work got started?
SR (that´s Susan Raees) When my brother and I
were children, we used to take neighbor´s photographs, snooped around their
mailboxes, and played at being President and CIA Director. I mean, I've always felt it´s important to
know what´s going on, and to make other people follow my orders.
What I didn´t realize was that fame brings its
dark side, the media likes to criticize me for Benghazi…you know, the bit where
I said the attack on the US consulate was triggered by an anti muslim video,
and had nothing to do with terrorists.
FL: Did you ever get frustrated because you
couldn´t get rid of Fox News and Breitbart?
PW: Oh yes, I really hate them. When I was
little I always knew I would be important.
But once I got to be National Security Advisor I found out I couldn´t
just send CIA agents to bag them and drop them in the Nile river. That was
incredibly frustrating.
FL: Maybe they got lucky. So how do you feel
about Cernovich saying you were getting information from FBI wiretaps of the
Trump team?
SR: In this morning’s papers I read Journalist Mike
Cernovich named me as the official responsible for the unmasking of the incoming
Trump team during incidental surveillance. I just want to say that´s an
incredibly dirty thing to do. When I acted as National Security Advisor I only
thought of the country´s future. This had nothing to do with me trying to
torpedo the goddam Trumpites.
FL: This was apparently discovered after the
White House Counsel's office reviewed your document log requests. It looks like
the White House has the records and you did sort of mix up national security
with an obsessive need to stop Trump from rolling back Obamacare, building his
wall, and gutting the Clean Power Plan?
SR: I know nothing about this. I was surprised
to see reports. I´m innocent!
FL: Did Trump transition officials, including
the president, get swept up in surveillance of foreigners at the end of the
Obama administration?