Global Warming Status Report

I´m happy  to report that  rate of global warming over the last 13 years has dropped to 0.15 degrees Centigrade per century (0.28 degrees Farenheit per century). 

This data comes to you from the Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), via Bob Tisdale´s blog. I know global warming has become a hot subject, so I figured I would give you the good news. This means we may not be turning into something like a hot exoplanet:

Hot exoplanet by Abel Mendez (DailyMail, UK)
Intended to grab your attention 

The actual data from GISS is shown here (again, taken from Bob Tisdale):

Bob Tisdale´s plot of the Goddard Institute 

world wide surface temperature anomaly. 
This is the actual data, no tricks. 

Now I´m going to go pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate. 

Bob Tisdale´s full report is here

And here´s an article in The Guardian, written to scare you

The Guardian reports things their way

This is the only graphic aid  they include in their article

Deckchairs in Hyde Park, central London, last month – 

the world's hottest June on record. 

Photograph: Philip Toscano/PA

Taken from the Guardian article you can read above.